ABOUT TWO:MINUTE METHOD
Now I know what you must be wondering... what the hell is the TWO:MINUTE METHOD? Well they're more than just a cover band, they're more than just cheap entertainment, and certainly more than a stab in the dark at suggestive innuendos. They are one of the up and coming party acts to arrive to the Minneapolis music scene with their infectious neck-rockin' grooves, their funky-ass repertoire, and a truck load of double entendres to go around for days.
Studies1 show that a steady diet consisting of the TWO:MINUTE METHOD lead to increased libido, greater partner-to-partner relations, perfectly prepared slabs of meat, and a heightened awareness of the importance of recycling. Side effects may include: sweaty bodies, fits of laughter, spatially oblivious dance moves, increased spending in the meat department, dad jokes, and an increased spending in alcoholic beverages.
While we recommend you first consult with your doctor if TWO:MINUTE METHOD is right for you, we cannot confirm nor deny that your doctor has been seen at our shows.
1 Source not verified. Your mileage may vary. Batteries sold separately.
